Obama's Massive Tax Hike

As part of his plan to completely crush the middle class, and everyone who makes anything, the Obama Administration has come up with a taxing structure that's a sure fire bet to destroy capitalism as we know it.

All of the Bread, Crackers and Cheese sold to go with the Whine will now be subject to a 50% tariff.

On the plus side, the federal budget is now back in surplus, and our foreign debt should be retired before this time next week.