Friday, May 29, 2009

Ask A Silly Question...

I'm sure you've seen them - the web ads with the faces of Jennifer Anniston, Nicole Kidman and Madonna that ask: "How Do Celebrities Stay Young & Thin?" You're supposed to think that the answer is some product called "resveratrol."

But the REAL answer is much simpler: They bathe in the blood of virgin girls and have personal trainers. Where's the secret in that?

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