Change of Plans

So I was planning to have a big New Year's Eve party on December 31st 2012, just to thumb my nose in the Mayans' (and Nostradamus') faces. But it looks like that might not be necessary. Turns out that someone has managed to track down definitive proof that the world will NOT end in December of 2012.

Yep. It will end in May of 2011. Guaranteed. Who knew?