The Friendly Skies

The problem:

Airline passengers not paying attention to the safety video at the beginning of their flight.

The solution:

Have the flight attendants wearing body paint that mimics their uniforms.

Of course, the video is careful to maintain a "G" rating, making sure that objects more substantial than paint are hiding any naughty bits that might scandalize little eyes. (Or keep the older kids paying more attention than perhaps they should...) But I have a feeling that we'll be seeing more of this idea, as online pranksters and parodists get a hold of it.