Best. Wisecrack. In. History.

"I’m pretty sure “No Artificial Flavors” was meant as a warning."

Describing eating Campbell's V8 Garden Broccili soup with a panino as "an apparent suicide attempt" comes in a close second. But with 590 mg of salt per serving (seemingly to counteract the health benefits of the 3 grams of dietary fiber), this suff seems like a one-way ticket to hypertension, so maybe Ben wasn't trying to be funny about that part.