Saturday, December 22, 2012

Kris Kringle, Ladies Man

Insurance doesn't pay for having coal surgically removed.
Dad caught Mommy kissing Santa Claus, and had a fleeting moment of triumph before Saint Nick schooled him in why a junior accountant with a gun was no match for a man whose job it was to visit all corners of the Earth in the middle of the night driving a sleigh full of valuable presents.

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