Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Killer Kernels

Just in case you were inclined to forget that anything that actually tastes good is bad for you (when eaten by the double-handsful), it looks like researchers in Denver may have found a man who may have damaged his lungs from being: "a heavy, daily consumer of butter-flavored microwave popcorn."

In other news, several Denver residents were trampled to death by personal-injury lawyers beating a path to the researchers' door.

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